I am super busy so today, we’re just doing the cheesiest pick up lines of all time.
Add your good ones!!
- “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.”
- “Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
- “Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.”
- “Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.”
- “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
- “Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?”
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you… again.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.”
- “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”
- “Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”
- “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “Is your dad a photographer? Because I can picture us together.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.'”
- “Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?”
- “Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.”
- “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you… again.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.”
- “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”
- “Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”
- “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “Is your dad a photographer? Because I can picture us together.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.”
Keep Calm and Cheese On!!